Kevin Levin versus The World

brought on by lj-user chili_fries' video (also on youtube) of the same name. go watch it; it's so awesome~
[link]

please ignore:
disproportionate stuff.
bad paneling.
shitty lettering (i had an accident with grape jelly [sob] when will i ever learn!?)

the evil exes, in order of APPEARANCE (movie-wise):
albedo
rhiney/reiny
manny
julie
cash & jt
mike/michael